Zen in the Art of Stephen

2.13.2007

You know. Most of the time I'd be creating a petition to keep someone FROM running for president. It's in my nature. But not today folks!

Al Gore was our president in 2000! Let's show this nation who we REALLY want!

Al Gore for President! Sign this petition today and tell your friends about it!

Check out the following pages:
www.algore.com
www.algore.org
www.algoresupportcenter.com
www.draftgore.com
www.algore04.com

I will affix my own signature as the first. We need you Al! —SMG

By Stephen M. Gold, At 11:12 PM
I should run for president.

By Skafian, At 12:00 AM
please oh please make AL run.....
FUCKING HILLARY in the white house?
...i will move to goddamned DENMARK!
....i say this and i am not even
a democrat!!!

By Anonymous, At 4:10 PM
I don't know how, but I just have this sickening feeling that next Nov Bush is gonna find a way to win another term. Hey, he's duct-taped the rest of the constitution and a few other long standing policies, why not that pesky limitation on the presidency while he's at it??
We didn't know about court-appointed presidencies until just a few years ago, this is just another step in that direction. One small step for the presidency, one giant plunge into the neverending depths of hell for the world as we know it. (by the way, I once heard that that plunge into the neverending depths of hell was the definition of "perish"... that would explain the smell in my fridge)

By Anonymous, At 10:04 PM